I love what I do ― making the web a better place.
But this monkey keeps interrupting !
This monkey is crazy ― his mating season lasts 12 months!
...Discovery Channel has him banned...
If you see this monkey…
...your days are numbered...run and throw bananas behind you, it will slow him down
Don’t look at him in the eyes ― just check out my portfolio.
slowly...no sudden movements...
